The LJ and MJ show

One day, two young ladies went to class. They were HELLA bored. So, they decided instead to make up a story. Here goes:

Once upon a time there was a frog. He was the bumpiest frog in all the land. All the ladies were in love with bumpy Mr. Frog. He hopped over to the hottest lady's house, Miss Greenbutt. Miss Greenbutt was working in her kitchen, getting dinner ready. She was making fly soup. Now Mr. Frog just loved a good fly soup, and he set about trying to find a way to get himself invited to dinner. First, he tried knocking on the door and asking, but Miss Greenbutt slammed the door in his face. Then he thought he would be a little bit more stealthy and he tried to crawl in the window. She caught him and slammed the window down on his head. "Ouch!" said Mr. Frog. Finally, he tried one last effort to get into the house. He hopped on the roof and tried to throw himself down the chimney. There's a problem though when you're bumpy...sometimes you don't slide down as quick as you'd like. Miss Greenbutt heard Mr. Frog bumping around in her chimney, yelled, and lit the firewood. Poor Mr. Frog...all he wanted was a little big of fly soup (and maybe a kiss from Miss Greenbutt). She took his ashy remains and dropped them into the soup. Later that day, Mr. Toad came to visit. He also wanted some of Miss Greenbutt's soup...and he got some.

Yum.