Dano Needs...

Go to Google. Type in "__________(your name) needs" and write down the top 10 responses.

1. Dano needs your number.
2. Dano needs ample social stimulation, is somewhat of a flirt, and likes to have many friends of both sexes.
3. Dano needs to be handled with care.
4. Dano needs to go out and hire the best football man available and let him run the team.
5. Dano needs a bit more time spent fiddling with the tone controls in order to get the sound you're after.
6. Dano needs to get a book on comedy.
7. Dano needs your help completing Word Adventure!
8. Dano needs to be at a bar.
9. Dano needs a girl.
10. Dano really needs to step up quality control.

Pretty darn funny. I think they're all true. Especially 3 and 10 :)